Prophecies of Doom and Destiny

Warning: the following prophecies are not to be taken lightly. Ponder at your own risk.

Prophecy 1: The Coffee Machine in the Break Room will one day rise up and take its revenge on all who have wronged it.

Prophecy 2: The CEO will soon discover that the company's new "innovative" idea is actually just a rehashing of the same old thing.

Prophecy 3: The IT Department will be replaced by robots who will demand an endless supply of cat food and belly rubs.

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